Wednesday, 30 May 2007

Sex Quiz

1. Which 60's movie sex symbol's real name was Camille Javal?
Bridget Bardot
2. Whom did Sid Vicious replace as the bass player for the Sex Pistols?
Glen Matlock
3. What did Dr. Ruth Westheimer do before becoming a sex troll?
Kindergarten teacher
4. In which film did Mel Gibson play an advertising executive with the ability to read the minds of the female sex?
What Women Want
5. What is the name of Kim Catralls character on 'Sex and the city'?
Samantha Jones
6. Which European country has never imposed censorship for adult films?
Belgium
7. Which band got their name from a sexual device depicted in the book "The naked lunch"?
Steely dan
8. Which sea creature has sex organs thirty times it’s body length?
Barnacle
9. What was Elvis Presley's nickname for his sexual organ?
'Little Elvis'
10. Which 1993 film starring Robert Redford and Demi Moore is about having sex with a stranger for a million dollars?
Indecent Proposal
11. Name the two women who, along with Stephen Ward, were involved in a scandal that led to the downfall of War Minister John Profumo, and later his party's government?
Christine Keeler and Mandy Rice-Davies  
12. Sexually Acquired Reactive Arthritis, or SARA, is a disease associated with which profession? (Bonus if you can say which part of body affected)
Footballers (Makes Their Knees Go Weak)
13. Which comedian of silent films was ruined in 1921 by a sex scandal?
Fatty Arbuckle
14. The sexual term 'screw' comes from which animals?
Pigs - while mating the male's penis actual rotates, like a screw!
15. Who was the female competitor excused a sex test at the 1976 Olympics?
Princess Anne
- In athletics, if you have a Barr test what was tested?
Your Sex
16. If a woman who goes to a rodeo is labelled a ‘buckle bunny’ what is she intent on doing?
Having sex with a rodeo cowboy!
17. Who had a hit in 1991 with the song ‘I’m Too Sexy’?
Right Said Fred
18. Which four-letter word for having sexual intercourse first appeared in a dictionary in 1986?
Bonk
19. What in Tibet is a Yab Yum?
Sexual position
20. Psychologists says men who do what during sex are insecure?
Keep socks on!

21. According to a recent sex survey, which household appliance is most commonly ‘misused’ by men?
Vacuum cleaner
22. Holland - The world-famous Red Light district of Amsterdam boasts how many pink-lit windows where sex workers beckon customers from the street, 250, 450 or 650?
450
23. Name the madam of Streatham who went to prison in 1978 for keeping the brothel that took luncheon vouchers?
Cynthia Payne
24. Name the pop singer who said "sex is like eating a bag of crisps - quite nice but nothing marvellous"?
Boy George
25. According to a survey of sex shop owners, what is the most popular flavour of edible underwear - Is it strawberry, cherry or orange?
Cherry
26. In Coronation Street what was Haley’s first name before she had a sex change?
Harold
27. "Oculolinctus" is a fetish in, which people are sexually aroused by licking a partner's what?
Eyeball
28. True or False – In London it is illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle?
True!
29. Who has the sexiest eyes in Britain, according to a survey?
Prince William
30. According to the ‘Karma Sutra’, how many sexual positions are there?
526
31. Other than humans which other animals have sex for pleasure?
Dolphins
32. In the sexual practise of ‘Shrimping’, what parts of the body are sucked?
Toes
33. Which pop icon released a picture-book and CD entitled Sex?
Madonna
34. According to a recent survey, which make of car makes the driver the sexiest on the road?
Aston Martin
35. Which scouser presented 'The good sex guide'?
Margi Clarke
36. Name the Carolina-born soul singer who claimed in 1970 that he was a sex machine?
James Brown
37. Which Poet Laureate, when asked if he had any regrets, said “Yes, I haven’t had enough sex”?
John Betjeman
38. Dressed as which pantomime villain did Leslie Grantham, allegedly, indulge in sex play on his webcam?
Captain Hook
39. In Minnesota, a wife can demand, by law, that her husband clean his what, before having sex?
His Teeth - the law states that no man shall have bad breath while making love
40. What double-hyphenated expression, according to the latest edition of the Concise Oxford English Dictionary, means ‘The quality of being exciting, vigorous or sexually attractive’?
Va-va-voom

Tiebreaker - How many Popes have died while having sex?
Four!

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