Request
I have been asked for a "Funny and Suggestive Quiz" to be used at works Christmas Parties by both a male and a female group. Last year I gave them my "Dirty Mind Quiz" and "Riddle Quiz" which went down well, but I don't have any others. Has anyone got any questions I could use?
Gordon
posted by Chris Mills @ November 10, 2011
6 Comments
6 Comments:
Cheers Andy I'm sure I'll use some of these.
Thanks
Gordon. These might be a step too far but up to you.
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? 2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? 3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I? 4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I? 5. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? 6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I? 7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I? 8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I? 9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I? 10. This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 6 inches long. The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, some-times slowly sometime quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less. What is it????? SCROLL DOWN FOR ANSWERS!! ANSWERS: 1. A dentist 2. A wedding ring 3. Peanut Butter 4. A Chewing Gum 5. An elevator 6. A nose 7. A newspaper boy 8. A glove 9. A Crane 10. A toothbrush, of course
Cracking replies there, well done.
What about having a look at some Carry on film clips on youtube? I'm sure you could edit something and have some audio in your quiz. Kings and Queens of the double entendre.
Simon.
Hi Pat. Thanks and no they will not be a step to far with these two groups anything goes for a laugh there nuts.
Cheers
Will Do Simon Cheers
What begins with F and ends with K and if you can't get one you use your hand
A Fork
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