Bridge Inn Quiz, Port Sunlight 27/06/2013

Thursdays Quiz

Round 1 Keirons Comedy Current Affairs

1) BABY… Royal experts say there's nothing unusual in Wills’ and Kates's desire to not know the sex of their baby until it's born… but in which hospital in London, where both her husband and brother in law is it to be born? St Mary's, St Margaret's or St Cecilia's?
(** yes, The only person who wants an early indication is Harry – He wants to know whether he should drink a crate of Blue Nun or Pink Gin to celebrate when it’s born **) St Mary's.

2) OSBORNE… It's been claimed that Barack Obama repeatedly addressed Chancellor George Osborne as Jeffrey Osborne during the G8 summit, after getting him mixed up with the US soul singer… but which song in the 80's was Jeffrey's big hit with 'Love' in the title?
(** It’s being called The Rainbow Mix Up – Making a bungle by confusing Jeffrey and George **) On The Wings Of Love.

3) VIAGRA… The patent for Viagra - the drug that has helped millions of men, is about to expire, meaning that its prices will plummet…but from £10 a pill to what? 85p, £1:35p, or £1:69p? There's expected to be a huge rise in sales to the PSSA who no doubt will stiffen Pfizers sales! And for 5 extra points spell Pfizer
(** That’s kind of weird, coz being Viagra, you’d expect it shoot up and not come down for ages, wouldn’t you? **) 85p. Pfizer.

4) CHOCOLATE… A chocolate invented by a maths graduate Aneesh Popat, from London has been billed as the world's first "healthy" version of the snack that can help dieters lose weight…but how many calories is it claimed it only contains? 5, 10, or 20?
(** actually i reckon He’s not done anything to the chocolate to make it healthy – he’s just made it impossible to get out of the wrapper **) 10.

5) PSYCHIC… Which newspaper has agreed to pay substantial damages of £125,000 to TV's "Psychic Sally" Sally Morgan after an article suggested she had perpetrated a scam on a theatre audience using a secret earpiece… was it The Sun, The Daily Telegraph, or The Daily Mail?
(** They never stood a chance – Three of her character witnesses in court were Winston Churchill, Ghandi and Mother Theresa **)
The Daily Mail.

6) 50 SHADES… Artist and film-maker Sam Taylor-Johnson has been chosen to direct the big screen version of the smash hit erotic novel 50 Shades of Grey…but which of these is a character in the novel? Miss Steel, Miss Balls, or Miss Erasmus?
(** They didn’t want one of those old-fashioned directors with leather jodhpurs and a whip – They’ll be needed as props in the movie **) Miss Anastacia Steel.

7) CORRIE… Actress Sue Johnston, who plays Gloria who in Coronation Street, is to leave the soap next year to pursue other stage projects…?
(** It’ll be nice to see someone leaving because they’re being called by the theatre and not the Crown Prosecution Service **) Price.

8) WEB… Internet service providers in the UK could be forced to block a Euro-based website which streams live Premiership football matches…but where isWWW.FirstRow1.EU
streamed from? France, Sweden or Italy?
(** Amazing: A dodgy Euro website that men all over the world flock to, and it’s not showing porn **) Sweden.

9) KLASS… Littlewoods have launched former HearSay star, Myleene Klass's new range of retro underwear and lingerie… spell Myleene Klass for 5points.
(** Wonder why they’re sold by Littlewoods? Is that what men in the PSSA get when they see her in them? **) Myleene Klass.

10) LIQUORICE… Pontefract is planning to open the first liquorice museum in Britain…spell Pontefract for 5 points
(** It’ll have 2 exhibition halls, one canteen and 50 toilets **) Pontefract.


Round 2 The Beer and Wine -Artiste Quiz

Chico to bartender  "I'll have two beers, too"

1   Who wanted to 'go home' after too much Coor's beer ?

2. What is the only country outside of Europe in the Top Ten for annual per capita consumption of beer ?

3. A widget inside of a can of beer is an aid in producing a good head of beer. What is inside the pressurised pellet ?

4. Until the 15th century, which basic beer ingredient was not added to ale ?

5. The following brands of beer stem originally from which countries ?
   a. XXXX
   b. Stella Artois
   c. Moosehead
   d. Pilsner Urquell
   e. Sahti
   f. Kronenbourg 1664
   g. DAB
   h. Kingfisher Lager
   i. Breda Royal Beer

6. Complete the following line from Monty Pythons 'The Philosophers Song' with the last name of a philosopher.  "And Wittgenstein was a beery swine, Who was just as schloshed as ......"

7. What is the liquid created by the mashing of malted barley called ?  Four letters (it's not beer)

8. Since 1810, the largest fair in the world, Oktoberfest, renowned for beer consumption, has been cancelled 24 times, usually due to war. Why was it cancelled in 1923 and 1924 ?

9. In which film does one hear the following narration ?  "We sat and drank beer with the sun on our shoulders and felt like free men. Hell, we could have been tarring the roof on one of our own houses. We were the lords of all creation"

10. In 'The Lord of the Rings', what is the name of the inn in Bree, where a fine beer can be enjoyed ?

ANSWERS
1. E.T.

2. Australia

3. Nitrogen

4. Hops

5. Nine Answers
   a. Australia
   b. Belgium
   c. Canada
   d. Czech Rep
   e. Finland
   f. France
   g. Germany
   h. India
   i. Holland

6. Schlegel

7. Wort

8. Out of control inflation

9. Shawshank Redemption

10. The Prancing Pony


Round 3  FRIGHT OR NOT RIGHT!

It's time for a horror movie quiz

I've got a list together of some of the most weirdly named horror films in existence, and I've mixed them up with some fake horror movie titles that I've made up myself

Your job is to try and spot the real ones from the fake titles - If you think it's real shout "Fright", and if you think it's fake shout "Not Right"

Yes, it's the quiz called "Fright or "Not Right", because if I'd called it "Fright and Something else rude that rhymes and scans with Fright" I'd be taken off air!

Here we go

1) • 101 Dominatrix's – NOT RIGHT

2) • Belgian Swingers Suck– NOT RIGHT

3) • Killer Condom – FRIGHT

4)• Psycho Cannibal Worms – NOT RIGHT

5) • Rabid Grannies – FRIGHT

6) • Chopper Liking Chicks In Zombie Town – FRIGHT

7) • Poltergeist Monster Bottom – NOT RIGHT

8) • The Grim Penis Peeper – NOT RIGHT

9) • Tales From The Crapper - FRIGHT

10) • Buttcrack – FRIGHT


Origami make me a cock

http://en.origami-club.com//animal/chicken/chicken/index.html

Fast Food logos

http://www.kensquiz.co.uk/documents/FFLQ.pdf

Answers

http://www.kensquiz.co.uk/documents/FFLA.pdf



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Bridge Inn Quiz, Port Sunlight 20/06/2013

Round 1 Current Affairs

1) Investigations are underway after a portrait of the Queen was defaced with paint… but where was the painting sited? Buckingham Palace, Westminster Abbey, or Kensington Palace? 
(** Police arrested someone with an art background and a grudge against The Queen continuing in her role… although they’ve since released Prince Charles under caution **)
Westminster Abbey.

2) RBS… RBS has begun the search for a new boss after the current one was reportedly forced out…but what was his name, Stephen what? 
(** He left with a big package… which was surprising, as most of the shareholders wanted to cut his goolies off **)
Stephen Hester

3) Which Sports network is to close its 3D channel in the US because of a lack of uptake... Fox, ESPN, or Sky?
(** Face it guys - there's just not enough women's beach volleyball played in the world to make it viable **)
ESPN.

4) David Cameron held talks in London with Russian President Vladimir Putin on Monday, with the Syria conflict top of the agenda…but in which infamous Irish town is the G8 summit being held? And 5 extra points if you can spell it correctly? 
(** It didn’t go well: Putin asked “What do you know about Damascus?” and Cameron said “It kills 99 percent of all known germs” **)
Enniskillen. is a town and civil parish in County Fermanagh,

5) Twenty-seven people were treated in hospital after the amphibious tourist landing craft sank in Liverpool's Albert Dock at the weekend, but what in wartime was the shortened name for these craft and you have to spell it right for 5 points, spell it wrong and you only get 1. 
(** Maybe they could bring out a charity record to raise money for the survivors? Best not make it “Ferry Cross The Mersey” though **)
"D" indicated a vehicle designed in 1942,
"U" meant "utility",
"K" indicated driven front wheels,
"W" indicated two powered rear axles.

6) A holiday firm has been slated for charging Brits to sit together on flights — even those on honeymoon…
(** Though, if you’re on honeymoon, it shouldn’t matter where you’re sat – You should be in the toilet joining the mile high club **) but which company is it? Thompson, Cosmos, or Airtours?
Thompson and First Choice and Tui.

7) Time Team star Tony Robinson has been celebrating his knighthood in the Queen's Birthday Honours list…
(**Finally he’ll go down on his knees and pick up something valuable… instead of an old bit of broken crockery **) but what lesser honour did his Blackadder co-star pick up?
(** Turns out Baldrick did have a cunning plan after all **)
CBE.

8) The scores of people who got trapped for 4 hours on the "Ramases Revenge" ride at a theme park in which part of the country, have been telling of their ordeal…? Surrey, Blackpool or Leek? 
(** They were so scared that after Ramases Revenge, many of them suffered Montezuma’s Revenge **)
Surrey.

9) Research has shown that almost a quarter of mothers now have to cook up to how many meals a day to satisfy their family’s palates…8, 9 or 10?
(** Anything less is not enough… as Charles Saatchi was explaining to Nigella at that restaurant **)
9.

10) APPLAUSE… According to a new study, clapping is contagious and the length of an ovation is influenced by how other members of the crowd behave, not the quality of a performance…but where was this study conducted? Sweden, Austria or Amsterdam?
(** Finding out ‘The Clap’ is contagious – Not exactly a shock, is it? **)
Sweden.

Round 2 Rude Foods, which of these food brands from around the world are real and which are not? Is it Rude or Food?

1) Arsonfire

2) BUM BUM BANANa

3) COCK BANANA

4) CREME BETWEENS

5) DICKMILCH

6) FANNY FANNY

7) HOMO SAUSAGE

8) Finger Marie

9) JERK SAUCE

10) ONLY PUKE 

http://rudefoodnames.com/Foods.html